Perhaps I don’t understand the rules of the lineal thing, but wouldn’t Rocky Marciano still be considered the lineal Heavyweight champion?

See Lonzo is interesting to me. I feel like he’s had so much outside noise since day 1. First, Lavar, which I can’t recall (like I said I’m a pretty casual fan) someone having such a spotlight hog parent with their fingers in everything like that. Then, Lakers get Bron. Then, Lavar basically shades LEBRON JAMES of all…

As a Baltimore Orioles fan, I have no delusions of the O’s being competitive enough to be considered true “Rivals” of the Yankees. That being said, fuck the Yankees. Fuck the Yankees so hard. As for the Mariners, I’m very disappointed in you and we’ll talk about this when your father gets home.

Mostly agree, but I’m saying they’re ceilings are what’s high, i.e. potential, not what they’ve shown so far. Not to mention, a less high pressure situation may allow Lonzo to blossom into something more. It may not. Same with BI. I get the sense that playing on a LeBron team has to be a mindfuck, given that you're…

Right, but the Pels are getting Ball and Ingram, who I gotta believe have a fairly high ceiling (not all time great, but high ceiling nonetheless) and that 4 pick this year could turn into some good trade bait, plus two more first rounders, depending on protections, that could become very valuable in the future. I…

Viral campaign for the Naked Gun reboot? 

I’m just a casual NBA follower, but it would seem to me the Pelicans are the ones who will be substantially benefitting from this, no? AD is unquestionably great, but he’s only one player. Maybe this is why I’m not an NBA GM.

Uncle Chael’s Wiki page has its own separate section for “Real Estate and Pizza Disputes”. Do with this information what you will. It can't be said he wasn't entertaining, that's for sure. 

Dwane Casey def slipped that cop a $20