I don’t understand why Tennessee would even need a Head Trainer anyway. Peyton’s was big enough already.

He really is an offensive lineman.

DeMarcus Ware took Oher to the cleaners; thankfully Sandra Bullock picked him up a few hours later.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

Do you really think it’s fair to blame this debacle on An Innocent Man?

I love editing his games at my job because he goes on these long-winded monologues during commercial rollouts and I imagine our producers having an aneurysm begging him to finish so they could send it to break. He’s like that Sisyphus boulder, once he gets rolling, he can’t stop. He is a national treasure.

Toronto police don’t have any complaints filed related to the incident, but the NBA and Clippers plan to investigate what happened, according to Amick.

That was the story of Sunday - Patriot goes for a 2, disaster ensues.

Sebastian Vollmer and Marcus Cannon went to bat for their coach today, but unfortunately were unable to prevent DeGuglielmo from being sacked.

Maybe if they were playing in a city that was located near active government agencies. But they’re playing in DC.

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Worst case is he heaves it nowhere near anyone and gets flagged for intentional grounding.

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

“Shit, I got all that stuff and a dart board in my basement.”

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

Schottenheimer’s cat: the unknown state of a football cat where not knowing if it was smuggled in or found at Arrowhead forces us to think about it as simultaneously both smuggled in AND found at Arrowhead.

Hearing about a couple named Candi and Jimbo getting divorced because they’re Seminoles but she slept with a Gator is the most Floridian story ever written.

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