Idiot. He's quoting Michael Scott quoting SNL.

This whole thing is just SO FUCKING STUPID.

"It ended with him finishing on my face. I guess you could say that I was under a lot of RG3 fire that day."

I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

Kye Allums just appeared in a documentary produced by emmy nominated Laverne Cox called the T-word. http://www.mtv.com/shows/laverne-… There was an after show too that peered into the lives of several transgender people. You can maybe find it on google too. I looked Kye up and it seems like he is very active in…

"I didn't know the end was going to be like this"

Dear Electron,

Anyone willing to go through puberty twice is probably not someone to be questioned about intentions other than those related to their sex and gender. "Getting over" in careers and sports wouldn't be very high on the list of goals for such a person. Even that male model who was constantly doing women's modeling jobs…

I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.

1st half, deflated footballs: 1 TD, 1 INT

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

"The NFL turned to sixth alternate Joe Flacco, but he declined because his wife is expecting their third child."

Same guy probably cuts the sleeves of Bill's hoodies.

Nah Tebow graduated and Cam stole a laptop. So, he didn't want to suffer through John Brantley and Jeff Driskel.

Blue 42!

Authorities say the couple was discussing marriage and began arguing over whether she should take his name.

Why did your law school turn out so many Chinese restaurant founders?

In restaurants and shit you're supposed to specify what brand you're talking about, so you'd say "Coca Cola" if you want that. "Coke" is literally a replacement term for soda. (If you were in a restaurant outside the south and said "I'll have a soda" the waiter would immediately ask you "what kind".

So what did the Jets do, already well out of playoff contention and at this point only concerned with saving face? They took the ball out of Smith's hands.