“always works for me" -Antonio Cromartie

If people look at their roster, Deadspin will need to slap a NSFW badge on this comment

Just getting out during tax free weekend is enough of a hassle...can't imagine the revenue is enough to help

the Philly residents are contaminating those dumpsters!

Too much stroke play makes you go blind, Matt

The last step for me is to watch the previously unpredicted rain start to hit my sparkling car

Joey Votto is pregnant with his child I Think

How did the Ump know he wasn't yelling at the Phillies as an organzation?

but has he seen it in its fully erect glory?

None...none is the correct answer

“Why would we want Jesus over Tom?" -Bill Simmons

“Fuck you, Numbers!" -Chargers' Fans

This is probably what Rob Bironas screamed out of his SUV as he careened off the road

Has he blamed Urban Meyer yet?

I think he beat up his stepdad

if a WNBA player is fined in the forest...does it make a sound?

Air and Space Museum??? Want to adopt me?

“some people"* -Aaron Hernandez

Have RGIII throw passes anywhere but directly at the tree?

“Should’ve buried it from the beginning” -Tony Sparano