Tolleson has been giving it up on the mound all year for the Rangers

Tebow's initial response to Trump got intercepted

Painted on suit?

“aw shucks...I was just about to learn how to shoot" -DeAndre Jordan

"Molesting the right way" -Greg Schiano

“about damn time” -Steven Adams' testicles

It takes a lot for someone to look like a bigger douche than Rovell...and Dana White did just that

So can Malcolm Butler jump in and claim first dibs?

is that you, Pat?

Joe Johnson will make over 200 million in his career being decent at best and always going for a max deal...crazy when people criticize him and Kobe for taking the extra money, but it's not like Pat Riley is going to offer to give Wade an extra 20 million after he's finished playing for "loyalty"

guy didn't have a leg to stand on

I think you're supposed to post a video of it...I mean...this is Gawker :)

Why are Rio Police Officers standing in the Houston airport?

Would've been better if Doc Rivers would have gone biblical Abraham on Austin and attempted to sacrifice him on a mountain top...might've gotten LeBron to sign instead...Ram=GOAT etc.

to be fair...we could substitute "asshole" for "politician" and solve the problem for everyone

E-mail these to all gyms in the greater CONUS and the world will be a better place...might even stop Trump

guy knew he had to come back to life to get the Hell out of Arizona

that PK attempt was the most corrupt thing on the field last night

Why not get varejao for a veteran presence? They could bunk with him too to save on costs

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