Dude is really on a bender

the guy can make some damn good mediocre pizza

“draft with your heart...not your head...trust me...Sean May, Cody Zeller, MKG, Adam Morrison, Ryan Hollins, Brandan Wright, Jared Dudley, D.J. Augustin, Alexis Ajinca, Kyle Weaver, Derrick Brown, Robert Vaden, Jeremy Tyler, Jeffery Taylor, Noah Vonleh, and Frank Kaminksy speak for themselves" -Bobcats

Should've been better at football

Tokyo Drift IS the greatest film of all time!!!! This article is awesome!

So Tom is saying the system is baroque ehh???

who quits on the team first between Rose, Melo, and Howard?

LeBron’s next contract will be a one year deal with the City of Cleveland constituting his salary...so veteran's min

you can't masturbate in public anymore...they have no choice

kinda scary that Jerry Jones isn't the shadiest dude building stadiums in Arlington

“love the name...and the emphasis on football over criminality" -Cowboys' Jerry Jones

If you do this at lunch, you don't have to subject your family to the same dinner multiple times a week...my wife despises chicken and broccoli now :)

Love Hurts

You missed the most important part of the game, Samer. Kevin Love gave hope to fat white guys everywhere that we can score on NBA players (as long as they are experiencing back spasms and fatigue from having to guard LeBron for six games) 7 points last night was his MVP statement!

You have to be within reach of operating a motor vehicle...in the car with keys and they've got you...out of the car and you can't operate the vehicle unless you're Mr. Fantastic

I did appreciate the way he blew off LSU like the farce college athletics actually is...made me like him even more...now about that jumper...

Those damn accounting firms keep rejecting my job application written in iambic pentameter though

That's crazy...you'd just be hungry again in an hour

Loved the last paragraph...Baylor should put that last line on their stadium

if XM and Sirius can merge...these two can probably eek out a deal as well...anti trust law is seriously in need of revision