If he attacks another groin, he has to go see a Twins game

“LeBron, I am your father...and you're a bitch" -Delonte West in Darth Vader voice

as part of the restructuring...can you make sure deadcast is the first thing to go

Prince Fielder also has awesome exit velocity...it's become the thing to talk about on the broadcast because he's batting .192 and making 24 mil

to be fair, Jews in Boca are stingy as hell

If you can find a way to combine that into some weird numbers based conspiracy...you might have something there

White people invented sucking at basketball

Tyron Smith's contract is the epitome of this...he cost himself millions...Samer had a good article on this when it happened and the Cowboys portrayed the deal as making him a Cowboy for Life

I am glad they fixed the hoodie rule before tackling the catch rule though...it's been bugging me for months

Harrison Barnes' elbow is the MVP for the Cavs so far

He looked but didn't see anything

John Elway just placed a large order for fireworks to be delivered to Von's house

Someone should make a blackboard for him: 1. throw the ball to our players; 2. run away from their players; 3. if all else fails, start boozing and move back to Texas

I demand the ballots so we can see what barbarian didn't vote ladybugs numero uno...accountability is key

Isn't Kobe famous in China? He is probably the most famous...especially after the rape

This is like HP fans complaining that the last movie ended with Harry winning...if the director followed the book...hate on the author, right?

“amateur" -Ray Lewis

To be fair, he looks lost and confused most of the time regardless

Thunder from Down Under

are the chances that LeBron drives a Kia higher or lower than the chances of seeing Lebron's little bron again during the finals? Please show work on chalkboard