Peter Thiel is funding it solely to irritate Deadspin writers and readers
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Rangers could trade Elvis Andrus and Prince Fielder for Votto...that’s like receiving the equivalent of three people for one!
I was actually wishing for a video article for once
“Who?" -Demarcus Cousins
Oktay Mahmuti never had a shot though...too many prima donnas on that squad
“thank you!" -Crocodiles
As a former Dominos employee, high people were a large percentage of our late night customer base (and delivery drivers)...I thank you for your service
Hilter Skelter more like it
This has nothing to do with this story, but I bought those Beats advertised on the main screen and I coupled an extremely shitty rec league performance with the most irresistible urge to kick someone in the nuts
your second line is correct...the first has an error
your pocketbook may say otherwise
Phil Bennett, as interim coach, will immediately reinstate Sam Ukwuachu
Thunder's starting lineup has crazy athletes (Adams, Ibaka, Roberson, and Westbrook) and one of the top three scorers in the league in Durant who is no slouch himself and is 7'0...Warriors and Spurs are two of the best teams of all time but the Thunder are special and came on at the right time. Plus Dion Waiters…
more like Fat Harvey, amiright????
eating
What happens if KD kicks Draymond Green in the nuts last night at tip-off? Fine? Suspension? Ejection? Nothing?
“all QB's other than Manuel are sucking" -EJ Manuel
I take that sticker to mean: Dad is a gun wielding militia nut; mom is a CIA agent disguised as a gardener; son is a CTE riddled psychopath; daughter is a ninja midget; and dog is a demon-possessed skeleton animal a la Nightmare Before Christmas...I'll stay away
Cameron Payne to the nuts for two!