These parents being idiots is pretty obvious from the fact that they are giving their child homeopathic tinctures. The alcohol content is only a secondary issue. But at least the tinctures didn't have the alcohol diluted with water thirty times or something, because then it would be even stronger.

Half the US thinks the universe is 6,000 years old. Do you think they're going to let government schools teach their precious kids about evilution and homosex?

Well, the FDA isn't even allowed to regulate the nutritional supplement industry, which conveniently happens to originate these natural miracle cures. Maybe it's right to be skeptical, but not for that reason.

The worst is Fiji water. It's shipped halfway across the world from islands run by a military dictatorship but it must be worth it because it comes from an artesian aquifer and is expensive.

I like the fish that you're monging.

But isn't it prudent to get some tests done first to ensure that you're not a vampire?

Hobby Lobby thinks hormonal contraceptives and IUDs cause abortions, science be damned.

That's nice but irrelevant. But go ahead, have a cookie.

I guess you're technically correct, this guy doesn't have any convictions.

When do the Romani people get to take over northern India? Or do people only deserve a nation in their homeland if it's part of their religious beliefs and if they prey sufficiently often for it? That's an interesting theory of statecraft.

Innocence and guilt are not concepts that apply cleanly to entire societies. Are you saying there isn't one Palestinian who's a poor, innocent victim?

There needs to be a bingo card with all the tedious points that will inevitably be brought up in this discussion.

Is this like the reverse paper-bag test?

Yeah, I just mean that I don't find black people any less attractive than anyone else, not that I have a particular taste for chocolate, which I think originated in Mesoamerica anyways. Also, there's more genetic diversity in Africa than in the rest of the world combined. But I still have a crush on Michelle Obama. On…

What is the magic invocation that embiggens that pic?

Too entitled, too picky, too dramatic about first world problems... and yet he can't even admit he's describing himself.

I feel sorry for both the Asian women and the white women, but for different reasons.

I wanna give you a message

Also, "messes of massages" sure sounds a lot nicer than "masses of messages," doesn't it?

Thanks for reminding me why I hate people.