I'd say OKCupid had the opposite effect on me. Then again, I'm a guy.

My mom does this too! But mostly because she kept her name when she married.

...no? What makes you think that?

Even? Especially! Ok, I guess I'm just not digging the bangs over the eyes thing.

Dammit Neko Case, I was totally looking forward to having your babies.

Well, maybe some people don't consider their time spent cohabiting to be a waste. Maybe they don't want children at the moment. Maybe the experience of having that kind of relationship is worth the investment of time and money. You're assuming that a relationship that breaks up is a failure and a mistake, but not…

Rape, and resulting pregnancy, isn't an unlikely hypothetical.

It's Coordinated Universal Time, basically what used to be called Greenwich Mean Time.

Hover over "10:30 PM - 03 Apr 13" — it's UTC.

I look at my friends with spouses and kids and think that looks nice but doesn't seem like it's really for me, at least not now. I like being able to spend time around kids, but I also like being able to spend time not around kids. The 55-year-olds with new babies though... they get to look forward to being…

Whereas saying that all non-Christians deserve to burn in hell for all eternity is totally not offensive to anyone.

Wanting the best for your kids in particular, because they're yours, is actually pretty selfish.

Sounds like my cat. Well, not the too much to mention part.

It's not just the media portrayals that make Sarah Palin look like a dumb-dumb, it's also you and the rest of her fans.

Yeah, how disrespectful of her to bring her tattoos to the spa. She should have just left them at home.

Jess Lee is a friend of mine, and I find it hilarious that they have a photo of the wrong Jess Lee.

Low expectations of men or low expectations for men? The title made me think this would be about the low expectations men have for themselves, their futures, or their partners, but it sounds like you're decrying the low expectations that "some women" or "culture" have for men. As to my view, I find it hard to…

Speaking as someone in my thirties, I have missed out on dating in general especially I was younger, due to a combination of social anxiety, depression, and being focused on school and career. In some respects I wish I knew what it would be like to date a teen or twenty-something, and I feel like I missed out on a…

I'm 32, and it's the rare person of any age who I find attractive. What does this mean?

Well, Jezebel writers should be able to sympathize a bit with our struggles over her name's novelty, since her name is also misspelled in the URL of the link where she taught us its pronunciation. Is "Quevanzhane" pronounced the same as "Quvenzhané"?