Why couldn't they just re-use the photo of him waxing his Trans-Am in the driveway?

Cracker please...

What makes a message/profile worth responding to, for all of you? Is it just the photos, or the effort put into crafting a personal message, or shared interests, or what?

Using artificial contraception is considered to be tying the hands of God. So much for that omnipotence; latex condoms are the modern day iron chariots.

1 Corinthians 7:8-9: "Now to the unmarried and the widows I say: It is good for them to stay unmarried, as I do. But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion."

Of course the problem with bulimia is that it actually causes medical problems, not that there's something immoral about tasting food without consuming the calories. Is the Catholic Church morally opposed to diet sodas?

Take your argument up with the Rome Statue of the International Criminal Court, not with me.

Stay away from guys who have a history of singleness? That's a nice little catch-22 there.

It's still rather odd that he'd use his work email address to hit on some random woman; I'm betting that he's fishing for this sort of reaction and counting on it getting him noticed. And thanks to Jezebel, mission accomplished.

You mean like the way you provided citations for all of your allegations?

The stupid, it burns.

You know what's not supportive of women? Letting young women die from preventable diseases because their parents don't believe in science.

Not that you're likely to care about accuracy, but what Pelosi actually argued was that there was so much negative propaganda about death panels and government takeovers of Medicare out there that many people wouldn't find out what the bill actually contained until it started being implemented and affecting them…

Forget the name; who gives out their work email to random women via cocktail napkin in the first place?

Except that's not how insurance works. The major reasons for employee-provided health insurance are risk pooling and tax benefits. In a perfect world health insurance wouldn't be tied to employment, but we don't live there. Here in our imperfect world employees' sex lives really isn't any of the employer's business.…

You do understand that this is for tax reasons only, and is an arbitrary distinction since benefits count as compensation just as much as salary, right? Employees' health insurance is 100% a form of compensation. The employer isn't paying for contraception. It is offering group health insurance as a benefit (i.e. a…

I'd totally gay marry you now if I were a woman.

Are you saying you aren't looking humor and intelligence in sex partners, and that sex for you doesn't involve general affection? Or am I misunderstanding you?

Hey, I found your joke amusing. Though if you're really looking for men with no pulse you might be a tad overly aggressive for me.

I guess the lesson is that nobody gets what they want? Or maybe just that those who do aren't spending their time posting comments on Jezebel?