I really just want to sign my cat up for a roomba class. He's terrified of anything unfamiliar or noisy, so I don't think I could get him to ride a roomba unfortunately, but that would be the cutest thing ever. I'm not sure if I could somehow train my cat to live-tweet the class, but that would be doubly awesome.

I think that a certain level of scholastic accolades provides evidence for someone not being a half-wit, that's all. Whether that person is competent for their job or important is another matter entirely. Personally I still believe that even the stupidest members of the mindless hordes have the right to vote for the…

Jeebus H. Keeeey-raist who are these men? Dammit, I hate outing myself as a man on this site (because I don't want to be treated differently because of that), but my experience is that I would never have sex with someone without a condom, except maybe if we were married and past menopause and all that. But I guess I'm…

But I don't want to fuck MRAs. However I wouldn't mind grinding their pathetic little tantrum of a movement into the dust, then perhaps enjoying a cupcake. Unfortunately the MRAs seem to be too pusillanimous to mess with me rather than flying by like chickens leaving little droppings in the comments, so I'll have to…

The problem is that "feminism" recognizes that women bear the brunt of the burden when it comes to gender inequality, and women are given less power than men when it comes to determining the shape of society. Calling something the "gender equality movement" might sound nice but it obscures the reality of the situation…

Oh, you certainly did come in full force, and all over your keyboard and monitor too.

Yes! Men are people and have rights, unlike what all those feminists say, which is that… uh… women are people too and have the same rights as men. But how dare someone defame the MRM by claiming that it, uh, lies about feminism. Pardon me for indulging in sexist imagery, but it just seems too appropriate: you guys…

Oh, and the difference is that a small number of people belonging to one particular strain of feminism are what you'd consider assholes, whereas a small number of people belonging to one particular strain of men's-rights activism (the pro-feminist kind) are not assholes.

Radical feminists like FCM absolutely loathe the kind of liberal, sex-positive feminists (aka "dickpleasers") who post at Jezebel. Rad fems generally consider penis-in-vagina sex to be intrinsically oppressive. They see transwomen as men trying to infiltrate all-women spaces, while transmen are women who are ashamed…

[[citation needed]] or STFU

Silicon: a tetravalent metalloid chemical element. Used in microchips.

Monthly? You're really slacking off. I get them at least once a week, and I'm a guy!

I hope John Kerry's not a foregone conclusion now, even just for the risk of losing a Senate seat. Thinking outside the box, how about Al Gore, Bill Clinton, or even Joe Biden?

And that somebody probably should have been Petraeus, as head of the CIA and all.

What did the death count in Iraq get up to before Obama got us out? 2? 3?

McCain was Mr. Bipartisanship primarily on one issue, campaign-finance reform.

Ha, still bitter I see. Calling a Rhodes Scholar a half-wit sans evidence won't get you very far. Or are you one of McCain's sockpuppets?

I believe only two senators voted against Clinton's nomination. But she was part of their little club, and Rice isn't. I'm a fan of both women but I don't think the circumstances are comparable.

When you're shouting nonsensical opinions all over the news in order to cast meritless aspersions on someone, yes. Seriously, what the hell kind of responsibility does our U.N. ambassador have for the security at the Benghazi consulate? Rice went on the news shows and repeated what the CIA and State Department said.…

My grandma would totally live-tweet a Zumba class. I think. I don't actually know what a Zumba class is. Is that where you learn how to operate those cute little robotic vacuum cleaners that cats love to ride?