Also he himself, admit it himself, that he SUCK
Oh my god...he admit it!
Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
I am sitting at my desk cackling at this. This is one of my all-time favorite Deadspin comments.
Yea, those aren't slaps, he is using the heel of his hand to punch his opponent and thus dominating. Which, come to think of it is why we don't have slap competitions.
Yeah, they’re merely slapping and he’s basically throwing a punch with an open hand.
I would hate to be a dustbin in Shaftesbury tonight.
“To the death?”
Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single.
Wow, when was the last time you saw an Arkansas coach fail to take the high road?
Obviously that’s a Frank Brickowski. Pretty ignorant of me to leave out The Brick in the white Celtics jersey conversation.
I don’t believe you: Nobody on this site ever hates to tell someone that they’re wrong.
Also: James was a 1/2-brother (at best) so Jesus’s family is far from “traditional” - and as Whitlock states those produce the best products & prodigies.
Also also: your hang time joke is very good.
I was trying to write a much less funny version of this. Well done.
That’s certainly a worthwhile lesson to take to heart, albeit one more likely to be learned from Jason “No, The Other One... No, The Other Other One; The Dude Who Shot That Guy Was Jayson” Williams- or perhaps T.E. Lawrence- than Hurley, whose crash involved an SUV and a station wagon.
If, On The Other Hand, You’ve Been Waiting All These Years To See Bobby Hurley Eat Some Shit Off A Basketball Court, Congratulations, You Forgot That His NBA Career Was Derailed Nineteen Games Into His Rookie Year When He Got T-Boned While Not Wearing His Seat Belt And Was Thrown From His Vehicle In The Crash,…
Here’s your star, now let's get Golic on the line and see if Netflix wants to buy it
how long will the “voice carry” excuse last?
Dana White looks like Joe Rogan after he, um.. Looks like Joe Rogan but more uhhh...