Watching the video and then scrolling down just as the Antiques Shitshow music starts playing has a real Bojack/“Too Many Cooks” feel to it.

That’s the wurst, don’t be a brat.

Give them credit, they at least rejected their first pairing:
“I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General” next to 
“Oh Skeet Skeet Skeet Skeet M——F——ers Oh Skeet Skeet G—D—-”

a way into why

Biblically, yes you have, we are so much on the same page.

The Astros will conveniently discover that Taubman dictated the memo to innocent scribes. 

left to right: Willem Dafoe, Hagrid, Richard Dawkins-in-the-Bahamas.

Yes, my sexual inadequacy was fairly explicitly the whole point of the joke but—for the second time—you really nailed it.

Reminds of when my gf told me she was going to come, then she leapt out of bed and went right out the door. :(

I mean, I was hoping viewers of “House of Cards” might have peached it together. (btw Spacey’s “Gaffney” accent is inexcusably off). 

Prior to this Gaffney’s hottest porn upload had been a livefeed of its water tower.

That’s OK, now you just have to wear this hat that says Daddy’s #1 Kinja Baby.

Give the guy a break, SJW’s. If you had failed in your buyout bid of Waystar you’d be pissed too. 

The Sixth Safety. 

I was thinking Corey Magette would make it in but this is now canon.

The fact that this Walder Frey rictus had people on Twitter calling it “Belichick laughing it up” and “smiling” might seem depressing but his occupational therapist is really pleased.

*Eight Mile theme song starts*

That’s HORRIBLE! That’s UNBELIEVABLE!

You were a great husband, you were a great father, you were great as the best man for your best friend Harry’s brother Larry.

I didn’t think knees were balls in sockets, like shoulders.