This guy will join Harvey Updyke Jr. and Brian Downing as part of Crimson Tide 11, like Ocean’s 11 except clouded by the algae of bumfuckery.

*Michael Jordan, doing the grizzly Robert Redford appreciative smile and nod gif*

“wo shen lai le 沃神来了”

BT Potter and the Exploding Hayseed

Sadly, yes, a common result of port-a-potty sex.

They joined the Pile High club. 

Always difficult to find support from those with a vested interest in appearance.

Two words: Excellent, Coleen.
Two sentences:

Probably does not think very well of them, and I think he’d support another team’s player walking off if they were subjected to racist abuse by Chelsea fans.
If you’re under the mistaken impression you’re making some kind of valid challenge to Abraham’s position here, I’d suggest you grab a banana pen and join the…

Lyin’ in Winter

This time voluntarily.

I’m gonna go ahead and say it— perp walks are making her look much better. She looks human and alluring in that picture, not like Rasputin-bot seeking capital.

SI Groverlords warned there was a monstrous layoff at the end of the book.

I want to know who’ll be this story’s David Auerbach, citing Robert Musil and Wittgenstein as part of the effort to triangulate and tamp down the incident all the while feeding Joe Tsai background stories about Morey’s malfeasances at MIT.

It would really be a shame if Dell Demps, after securing a good chance at getting Zion, were supplanted by Daryl Morey as the NBA’s Tank Man.

Looks like Nerd Elvis has reached the straining-on-the-toilet phase of his career.

If Mason Rudolph had done to Thomas’s teammate what Burfict did to Antonio Brown, yes he probably was (p.s. you all make disgusting chili). 

I’m not sure what was going on with Smith-Shuster there but it looked very traumatic and sad.

If I recall correctly, pian4 is not just the pronunciation for “cheat” but also for “slice” (of cake, etc.). RIP Kimbo.

Title got my hopes up, story really let me down. :(
— Ute Pippig