It’s like he’s heard of arm pumps before, but never actually tried one.

Addiction is such a terrible demon to battle. Mental health issues, the same. To hell with the football games, I hope that Josh gets his life and his mental health straightened out soon. I feel for him.

This is top-shelf punnery. 

this is fucking fantastic lol

Underrated

Williams has been blamed for “ruining” Fultz’s shot with his attempts to fix it.

[extremely Gil Scott-Heron voice]

Was thinking Dave Barry hard-fucked Dana Gould and they spurted out hugh hewitt baby.

He runs so fast for a gnome

Mike, Woody, Billy Wolf-Packer, Dean, Norm, Bones, Gentleman Carl, Bucky, Lefty, Terry, Raycom, sail with the Pilot...this sucks.

First live show I saw:

It is indeed. I’m a later-in-life soccer fan as well. Didn’t start playing until I was 20. Didn’t start following any professional teams until a couple years after that.

I picked a single team (Liverpool) just on a whim (a few of my soccer friends were Liverpool fans and convinced me to root for them based on their…

Ouch, Sounds like a class act! Also, thanks for helping me out.  I’m trying to get more up to speed on my soccer knowledge but it’s a steep learning curve.  

Ramos has a long history of unscrupulous play, including an incident in the Champions League Final (the single most important soccer game of the year) when he ripped the arm off of the other team’s best player.

I’m just going to come right out and say it: this joke is totally eluding me.  I’m guessing it has something to do with soccer?

It took me about 30 seconds to get that reference but now I can’t stop laughing

Never will this grow old; never will this age.  My petty joy is born anew everytime I come across this.

Belgium can take that salt and stick it on their delicious, delicious frites.

As anyone who’s been to Xi’an knows, the Chinese have owned Warriors of Klay for thousands of years.

The Globe’s like an old ship. Sometimes you just need to scrape off a few Barnicles.