“The Case for Two Libations”

I took away my star to keep this at 69.

+1 barstool

This is phenomenal Kinja.

About to board a plane... Hoping to god I remember to look for that when I land.

Take all the stars of Valhalla, or VH1's behind the music. Your choice.

“God, these people disgust me with their sexism and backward traditions.”

🎵...hey, coaches, leave the rook alone. All in all it was just a break to Embiid’s eyebone. 🎵

I thought you were talking about the wine: cheap and gross

Sister Jean is not my lover.

Woosh.

Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah.

You’re right, we should definitely turn our attention to the bounce pass.

Nah, dude, you are the only one who looks “wildly thoughtless” and “tin-eared” here. Keep it in your pants next time.

I watch for people who peel a banana this way and then avoid them like the plague. Everyone I have ever seen peel a banana this way is a contrarian and a know it all. Please don’t stop though. It is a useful nonverbal cue for me.

In Kentucky people normally take advantage of sleepy Cousins.

It can’t be that good because it wasn’t done in an MLS game. -Bruce Arena

Is Peter Thiel giving them each $100,000 to skip college and innovate new ways of missing 12-foot jump shots?

BEST. COMMENT. EVER.