Dennis Miller?

UNC student-athletes will be thrilled once someone reads this story to them.

Too subtle for the DS crowd, but well played. +1.

They didn’t pull before they pushed.

Ahhh that’s the good stuff.

Wow, you don’t know who Jeff Malone is. I now feel old. Then again, I may have started feeling old when non-O’Neal Shaquilles started entering the world of pro sports.

$10,000?! Reminds me of a Shaq moment:

Thanasi: Hi, I’m Special K.

Never in my waking life have I heard such a good comparison

Applebee’s gift certificate. He loves the salad bar.

Thanks I already knew that. I guess I should also state that I don’t actually believe Michelin tires can be ranked with 5 stars either.

You wouldn’t really expect to see a big cat blowing a dog whistle.