It really does work in both. — Curt Schilling

Those Fayuht-vull folks get the cracker code, that “Tom Brady and Bill Belichick” has nothing to do with a Massachusetts team beating their Panthers but means “white people who are superior to the black people that make us feel weak.” 

That tweet really went over the belt. 

*fills “Farm System” bag with a few prospects on top, old bodice-rippers underneath*

Dombrowski looks like he’s moving on to his next project, waiting outside a dressing room to make sure Jackie Brown’s plan goes smoothly. 

“releasing Antonio Brown” is my new “dropping the kids off at the pool.”

she’ll be rouxing all of the missed chances

NOW IS THE TIME ON SPROCKETS WHEN WE SPIKE

9 years later, the #CelticsChant “New York Knicks! New York Knicks!” would finally be funny.

Looking like the love child of Flea and Bobby the Brain Heenan.

“In other words, she’s a leaker!”

The cognitive dissonance of NFL mouthbreathers?
*thousand yard stare*

For the NFL, at least, this maneuver should be called “putting on the lobster bib.”

“Tulsa thought my joke was a riot.”

Sorry, but you’ve been arguing with a person who claims no difference between quitting something and being “a quitter.”
“Hey you lost your key, you are in point of fact a ‘loser.’ The rules of logic DESTROY your position.”
Good kinja lesson.

Chunkier Ross withers poon.

I feel let down by the whole game of basketball for allowing him to attend a game, much less hold a ball and massage the coach, after this absolute abomination: following an airball the cuntmuffin DEMANDED another shot. That should mean banishment, in a sport that respects itself.

Aaron’s just guilty for inspiring the unsatisfying ending of a different series, showing “Newsroom” how to screw over Olivia Munn.

“You laughing at Dante, bro? Get ready to eat your words when he goes down to a lower bowlge and just gets paradisal on your asses, bitch!”