I was in Vegas for that game and placed a bet on Cal— just a raucous night with fellow bettors and drinkers.

Hurley’s accident and subsequent career is probably the only time UNC fans have felt something like human solidarity with a Dookie, if only for the concession that, had they a choice, they would have had it happen to Laettner. 

That celebration showed real sprezzatura! — Lee Siegel

It’s not a denigration of the accomplishment so much as a reason to look at everything happening off the ice/uneven bars. Obviously gymnastics is now being forced to stare straight into the soul-shredding sexual abuse machine they fed young girls into for years upon years, but even skating needs to ask— what kind of…

Dennis and Callahan made a ton of racialized, snarky comments over the years (see Sean Taylor, for instance), so you can spare me your technicalities on that.

As for the Shonda insinuation, are you honestly that stupid not to get the point of that? I mean, for a person that’s writing the Curt Schilling exculpation…

Callahan’s show was the one that compared a black kid getting bused to a different part of Boston to a gorilla, so Curt going on there to fend off questions is like Roger Stone going onto the Alex Jones show to get the third degree.

Having said that, I’m not going to insinuate that Curt Schilling faked Shonda’s skin…

Patriots fans, for some strange reason, kept urging Adams to enjoy a fun game of volleyball during the festivities.

When the dour, dark-night-of-the-soul film you’re enjoying suddenly shifts into a Big Lebowski style levitation scene.

if Tony Romo were a defensive coordinator

“Finally, a black guy on the site Noles fans hate more than me!” — Willie Taggart

One more would make a Neal Brennan show for the cognitively impaired.

The six anonymous sources were half of Nick’s dick.

“Ok. Thanks.”

It’s like NASA tryout Barney vs. regular drinking Barney.

“You’re going to make a stupid comment on Kinja, you’re going to think it’s clever at first but then cringe after the 15 minute edit window and you won’t get that many likes.”

GODDAMMIT!!!

I’ll always love Tiafoe for “It can’t be that good!!”

It’s my favorite And 1 guy, Hardly Man Hardly Amazing.

Looks like someone’s also the new coach of Clappenbach FU.

When she starts trying tickling techniques during the BJ.

Like with any of the NBA’s elite players, teams can often extrapolate victories from limiting the damage a player is capable of doing in lieu of expecting to stop them entirely.