“Look, at some point a person needs a wakeup call, a jolt of reality that makes them realize they’re fucking up. I happened to have delivered it, because it’s really all I can do. But I mean, I’m just a stretch of Pittsburgh street pavement. I have no idea how that that motorcycling meathead’s brain reacted. His face…

Maybe Scott Zolak can discuss this tomorrow instead of torturing talk radio listenerS with talk of Pats linebacker HAH-TAHRR

I don’t think Sage Northcutt should be fighting either one of his two biological dads, be it Chael Sonnen or Logan Paul.

Headband-wearing millennials are RUINING taking shots at huge action.
— Art Schlichter

Nice guest post, Draymond.

Interestingly, a deaf viewer saw him sign “Lux fiat.”

“RIGHT???” — angle of Gordon Hayward’s foot

More likely he was guest of honor at a Michigan militia’s fall fundraiser “Someone Get Matthew Stafford Some Damn Weapons!”

This little Rodgers had most beef, this little Rodgers had Munn....

Should also be charged with throwing a snowball onto the Senate floor to disprove climate change.

He sounded like Bob Newhart eulogizing Krusty the Clown except with severe cognitive impairment.

Like every kinja wizard, a little like a dying clown.

They had so much fun destroying property and trampling Cincinnati folk, the Saints have changed their slogan to “The Who dat!”

Schooner Steve, know your meme.

White Men Can’t Jump: My Brow-Furrowing Journey from Checkers to Chess

“Cummings’s position puts him at odds with the researchers at his own school’s CTE Center”

The Los Angeles Rams played their first Super Bowl against the Steelers (‘80 or so) and lost. By 1990 that was still their only appearance, so great job football card company for not even getting the right answer of Vikings, Patriots, Eagles, and Rams.

*Mad Dog intro voice*

When asked what the sexiest moments of the video were Jose replied,
“Minute 30, minute 33, minute 43, minute 69.”