I’m not proud, but what can I say, Twitter in 2009 was fun and fresh and full of promising hookups.

We all, Quincy MA meathead and Bristol CT hot-taker alike, should just agree these two psychopaths are NFL’s Chang and Eng. Of course they get on each other’s nerves, that’s wholly different than actually being able to separate and succeed.

Oh well, nothing gold can stay.

I would star this comment but I’m not ruining that par 72.

This is a shiit take.

These might be the Giants, because no one knows their plan.

All these Jets fans re-emerging to seek glory on the road are Darnold Bums.

You are vastly underestimating current advances in Derp Learning, e.g. AlphaMale Zero.

Jim Thacker!

“I’ve seen worse coming my way from the Winter Hill gang. Whitey’s no longer around, and that bat ain’t for me.”

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Bleats all ya ever saw...

Cooter’s predictable offense

Little Klannie Oakley

Jerry Falwell Jr., when asked, said, “Look we’re ride or die now with porn star payoffs, you think we give a shit if one of our kids Jack Tatum’s somebody?”

Any kick is better than a kick to Terrence Horne!

They’re dominating the AFC East until Bill leaves. You mistake me for someone who’s happy about this— I’m not really a Pats fan but I would have liked to see what Jimmy would have done under Bill.

Loved that old blue Greensboro Colisseum floor, so many ACC tournament memories. Got to see Worthy, Jordan, and co. go up against Georgia and ‘Nique (Al MacGuire calling for NBC) there in 1982.

In the 30 yards that it travels, the ball rotates a total of a quarter turn. Jiménez has his eye on it the entire time, even as it continues into the back of the net. The ball is just not there anymore when he reaches out to stop it. As is the case with many plays like this, there’s more going on than just a glaring…

Yeah, he should have just given the ball to Lynch.