Though my Spanish is rusty, I also gathered that Sergio Ramos is no fan of the current U.S. immigration practice of separating asylee applicant parents from their children (since, he explained, it fails to separate the shoulders of the kids as well).

You’re almost there. 

“The worst part has been my co-worker from New York pointing at my hands and feet and yelling “19-1! 19-1!”

Kerry Perry

All Day I Dream About Stamina.

If it’s warmed up on your head go ahead and wipe your neck with it, then you can throw away that collard green.

Wish I could say. Currently there’s an oat milk shortage in Brooklyn.

That video probably deflated more middle-aged Masshole dreams than the helmet catch.

I read this exact same advice in Goop, except it was paprika instead of salt, oat milk instead of beer, pouring it on your clit instead of drinking it, and instead of changing your life in the abstract it eliminated the discomfort of menopause.

Unfortunately since 98.5 left CBS it may not be archived. Here’s the article about it, which doesn’t do it justice. (Obviously, Minihane had challenged Toucher to a “sports debate” to see who the real sports expert was, which is hilarious enough just in the abstract).

Stay in la lanne, Jack ass.

This will be my first and maybe only positive comment toward him, but I sincerely hope Minihane gets support.

*kid looks at CD* “What is...The Gasface?”

“Dawktur Lecter, you’re saying—” 
“Read your Marcus Aurelius, Clarice. The White Sox want to be a different team.”

Bitty Coyne was kicked out of Ladies Day in 1957 for being of New York stock, hint hint.

The PGA’s cybersecurity firm, Porterhouse Solutions, has been ordered to “Buff out these hacks, CHOP CHOP!!”

Yes you nailed me to the wall, Gottlob Frege. Anyway just relax, you don’t have to enjoy the point and/or the joke. It’s Deadspin, being a fan is perfectly ok.

His “I’m a soldier” phase was comical, but his Clark Rockefeller phase is not.

Cause of death is currently unknown

I mean, I’m a fan of the team