Sometimes the wine-wit of young New York media Slacking turns vinegary.

It’s like MJ always said, “Q finds brothels in Nike factories too.”

“Did I ever tell you guys the story of when I was in Vegas and failed at continence?”
- George Brett

Did that announcer, after Tobin Heath’s goal (4-1), say “Bye Letitia” as in “Bye Felicia?”

Leave Gwyneth Ballthrow alone.

I’d like to see if would stay and play the match if they put on “3am Eternal” during his warmups.

Thank you, Diana. For those of you who haven’t read this whole article and just jumped to the comments, go back and read it. It’s wuerffel little of your time.

I don’t think Papa John wants Idris as a spokesperson.

Clumps of Jordan’s credibility continue to fall out here and there.

I thought “Here, um, the fries” was just what every non-drafted Buckeye ends up trained to say.

Nothing but respect for my French tennis Guy

(deleted because saw the same reference below). Let’s see, what other joke can I make? (whistling, looking around).
Meh, I don’t know. Guy beside him looks like Johnny Bravo’s bass-fishing dad?

tfw you remember how badly pigs handle punts

ACH, you’re right, now it’s even harder to watch.

Usually a Rooney only looks like that around 2pm on March 17.

Every time I watch I think his left shoulder will separate at impact with the ground, but somehow he has enough control left to tuck his left arm under and roll. Sick.

I think “Two rats fucking” would have been less offensive and more Ichiro-relevant.

You have a heart of darkness.

To Iranian President Rouhani: THESE UPPITY N——— ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO LEARN WITH THEIR COLLEGE SCHOLARSHIPS, WHY CAN’T THEY BE LIKE OUR DUMB, DUTIFUL CRACKER MESSIAH???????

The Litigious B.I.Got