Rudest French celebration since “France has won!”

I hope the assistant general manager broke it to him, just so he could experience some ole time discipline administered by a near-peer instead of his boss.

Well I was just talking the way that the Colonel talks.

Do they even have fourth place ribbons?

Big deal, I shot six under my age. -- Stephen Paddock, 64

Large adult servers. 

Disappointed this wasn’t about Brian Baldinger ruinously distracting a player by waving to a friend.

I’m utterly fascinated to know who “we” is here, if you’re not Bud Norris or Mike Matheny.

Thanks, Google! Or were you just quoting Adolph Rupp reviewing each member of his roster?

Normal question to ask a pizza man.

Without googling, I’m going to guess Hicks isn’t white. This all sounds like Incognito with a little less CTE and a little more sunflower-seeds-and-gum chaw.

Getting shit-talked for your latest boner by your “biggest fan” isn’t ideal, but that’s sex after marriage for you.

And if they’re sea-salty, hell, put that on their delectable dark chocolate confections.

That Sikh wedding made me miss America— that kind of thing used to be our jam.

Understandable but nonetheless sad Atlanta’s Chamber of Commerce voted down “Sherman’s Ass-to-Mouth on the South.”

*see tuft of grass in front of ball*

Aristotle used the approach to explain persuasion, St. Anselm to prove the existence of God, and Husserl in the Logical Investigations.

He lacks the skills to pay the bills? Well, here’s a quote from Stephanie Mills: don’t “put a rush on” him cuz his tempo’s slow!

Utahns can see he’s as pure and innocent as a Mountain Meadow. 

1) (image) The official scorer hates having to score his plays an error.