Hi I’m Moe, or as the ladies like to call me, “Hey, you on that poster.”

The real LebronWatch turned out to be all the friends we made with a post from December 22, 2017.

Yeah, I got “slightly bent” then.

Richardson has announced he will pay the fine in shiny pennies. He explained that he finds them visually appealing and available to be picked up whenever he likes, but ultimately brown and worthless.

When I saw the headline my first thought was Messi holding a finger up to the reporter’s nose.

Not proud of it, but I said what NEEDED to be said (and dammit it still feels real to me)!

At least it probably feels a little easier when three different goats can share the blame.

That’s right, Damon, if you’re going to take a still from “Get Out” to accompany talking about white people, it complete negates the point to have it be only 87.5% white.
And, please, “drug addicts” is much, much rarer. “Crack babies” is the more common way to put that.

Get-get-get GETTY GIRL!!

Shaqiri’s hands don’t lie.

“I mean I tried that, waxed too, but they STILL won’t fuck me.” — 31yo staffer

“Hey, I’m not alone!” — Father Julio Cesar Grassi

“Overuse the tweener sufficiently and it loses its luster.” Whereas when you overuse it insufficiently, you have to...overuse it...wait no...well that...whatever.

“We’ll stay with this story ALL NIGHT if we have to!”

After watching their team play without Chris Paul, Rockets fans should not have wanted anything to do with a one star revue.

I mean, maybe those parents didn’t do their daughters any favors, but let’s not let girls off the hook altogether.

It may yet echo, but not as loudly as the greatest strikeout call of all time.