Hillary, to her credit, was actually doing work in that country. What would be really horrific is being a Hollywood actor during WWII and claiming you saw Nazi death camps. https://www.salon.com/2015/02/07/ronald_reagans_wartime_lies_the_president_had_quite_a_brian_williams_problem/

Free Brian Williams!

“Yes I would like to an order an Equi and then another Equi.”

This conversation is not a beautiful struggle.

Worst Washington junk offense since Chris Cooley.

Hey, Neymar, Martin Gore called, and he says he wants— no, you can keep his hair— he wants you to score more.

No one was criticizing the well-deserved leveling. If I were a player I’d consider any on-the-field interloper a potential Seles stabber and take precautionary measures.

Stop milking the point.

Whose knees buckled better, the idiot or the player laughing at his friend’s brutality?

“At least this was the U.S. Open on Fox and not a tournament hosted on TV by Jim Nantz”

Reporter: “How deep is the USDA’s regret?”
*Bros wrest away USDA mic*
“So deep, so deep, so deep, it’ll put your ass to sleep.”

The headline already is the joke.

muppets position

Do not ever underestimate
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dammit, thought I’d looked through every previous comment. Now I look like the burned rouxbe.

Rioux needs to play in France, where he’d feel the heat of competition, develop strength through getting burned, and really bulk up.  

Have to say I didn’t take for you one who doesn’t get the bit.

*thought cloud above her head*
“There it goes, into the woods, never to be recovered, the Father’s Day beej you could have had.”

You call it a devastating particulate-bearing liquid that will provide non-lethal security for the classroom.
I call it an in-school suspension.

11' 7"?!!!