Shouts of “GET OUT, Tiger!” will be answered by loudspeakers with the sound of a clinking teaspoon.
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In the spirit of Holy Week, I need to make sure I have some Roman patrons left to keep giving me pieces of silver...
“Some may call flaunting the rules Naive, but they have it all...backwards.” *gets $1million for product placement*
If you get right in a person’s face and call him a ‘bitch-ass motherfucker,’ you’re tempting fate.
You make up a lot of stories after a tiger devours your rapist.
“FU-U-U-U-LTZ!” — Col. Klank from Hinkie’s Heroes
Nah, we’re doing a lot of harm abroad.
Man, fuck Duke.
“Everyone but.” — Belle Knox (ed. for spelling, no surprise because I really I know hardly anything about these so-called “porn stars.”
“And I hit 6 out of 10 three-pointers so....” — Jason McElwain
“Kinda sad how condescending that applause was once he finally made a jump shot.” — Jason McElwain
And when you’re NOT really good, they call you Cracker Jeff.
That combover at 7:20 should have been the target of any and all heckling for the evening.
They were all a little riled up after their Anne Frank museum tour.
“Purely as a matter of tactics, I humbly suggest that for every five protesters you have four protest the police station and one stay home.”
Like many other basketball coaches, you know how to keep running the same dril.
Most times I hate it when a cracker gets soggy but...
He’s pulling a real Manischewitz move (being a cracker with chutzpah) pinning the tweet instead of deleting it.
You might as well not spend your 15 minutes of fame dealing with screenshots.
The last fleeting hope UVA fans had was the appearance of the final score on the Rolling Stone website.
To me this performance epitomized a ruthless side of Prince’s personality. This was George Harrison’s memorial. This was not Eric Clapton’s tribute, a wrenching lament that came from deep personal experience (some of it hostile and competitive). This was more like Michael Jordan showing up to John Stockton’s…