You knew as soon as they started conferring that they were too clueless not to fuck it up six ways from Sunday. Reminiscent of the NFL, whose refs basically say to fans, “We’re too cheap to get really good refs, so buckle up.”

He’s stuffing his brain with something...and then dousing it...with a heap of something else...with the result that it’s now fried and useless. Who knows if he talks like that, but I’d hate to see him cook like that.

There’s also the point Sherman has made a couple of times, not even mentioned here— doing it himself had value in and of itself. He has ownership in a way he has not before, and no agent could ever give him that. Is he going to admit that he could have gotten better? No. But in a time when you can’t kneel in protest…

Maybe Rongen is right and everyone else who’s ever seen Messi play and considered him a genius non pareil is wrong, or maybe Rongen, as is the fate of many tap-eaters, has stuffed his mind with so much game footage and needlessly complex theories about how soccer is supposed to be played and has doused all that with a…

That guy looks like Malcolm McDowell and Steve-O’s love child subbing in at Fox for Tucker Carlson.

Fun fact: Doug is the brother of Fox and Friends’ Steve Doocy (after multiple failures throughout elementary school, the family decided spelling was a government conspiracy).

LAPD might do a sign and trade...

The Shaq drove his Cadillac...

*in one hand holds up a beatbox playing Richard Marx’s “Right Here Waiting,” in the other a placard for the 2019 NBA Draft* — Javale McGee.

The time it takes before they introduce themselves is days, months, years longer than in other regions of the country. While still being friendly, mind you. It’s like they’re sharing their social security number or something.

Good thing you don’t have it, then.

I’m a transplant in New England, and while constantly amazed at the coldness and general emotional retardation of the good citizens here (not signaling on the highway, revealing their first name, etc.) there is always some comic relief that helps stave off the depression.
For example, watching Irish alcoholic dads…

And when you’re this bigoted, they call you cracker, Jack.

One of his episodes in on robotics and A.I., so “paranormal” is not quite accurate.

Tonight’s SOTU, in contrast, will be wrecked by the appearance of Brown Strawmen.

fansplaining.

Only civilization-menacing superintelligent AI, not the AI oversight that might, say, look into the training of Tesla autonomous vehicles.

A PR gambit, arguably worse than other AI critics having more attention.

Sorry, Kentucky, we don’t even care when your high school kids are mowed down by a gun, you think a Pong-grained video of a dunk will break our attentional carapace?

THAT’S HOW MAD THEY ARE

We see you Wildkits, making the other team look straight across at a Special Olympics sign all game.