XFL, for when you want the crackers to have their N—-s Won’t Kneel League but the NWK sounds kinda clunky.

You know what, you are actually...correct.

You think that podium glued itself together?

“Raise the ball out in front of your chin, exactly where a defender can block it, and then just kind of seizure it up toward the rim.”
I have to say, it’s a testament to his athletic ability that he makes the ones he does in this clip. He makes Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf look like Jerry West. In fact....nahhh I’m not…

This guy is probably a monster too, but all I can imagine is him walking up to each gymnast and saying, “Make it work.”

“Literally the same thing over and over”
If only Vincent Carter over Frederic Weis, Jordan from the foul line, Dr. J’s cradle, and thousands of other dunks NBA fans can distinguish and appreciate as creative feats at the edge of human physical ability had the variety and breadth of My Little Pony episodes.   

After someone screwed with the TV’s tint scale.

I was 6 years old, riding a day-camp bus back to the pickup point. Felt sick right as I got up and hurled over the seatback in front of me. Kept head down and scurried down the aisle and out of the bus, but not before hearing the guy who, unbeknownst to me, had been lying flat across the seat ahead of me. “UGHHHH,…

I’m a horrible person, but I really want Alicia Sacramone to be given one free shot.

And this “Well, actually” moment is brought to you...by you, on account of it’s your second joke, champ.

FAU’s fans may not be able to stomach it, but a staple of the offense will be running, balanced by passing only when necessary.

I mean not to undermine the Resistance but...fat weighs a lot less than muscle? And the man doesn’t exercise other than pressing down golf cart accelerators. He’s a fat, deteriorating old man, including his brain. This is consistent with not being 300 pounds.

I think we can all say we hope you become a better reader and more thoughtful commenter than your former self.

You’d think this ref of all people could be left to look after kids.

I thought that kid getting held was in for the most traumatic explosive sound (albeit of joy) but then...just a nice warm celebration that a therapist will never need to unearth.

Though in his case it was only for a year.

That’s what you get for hiring Cecilia Gimenez as your shooting coach.

When my Latin teacher asked me, in front of the whole class, what “novem minus quattuor” was.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. — color commentator on a Lonzo Ball 3 attempt.

We’re out here destroying eyeballs. — Allen’s outfit
Hold our beer. — John Daly’s pants
Used to be us. (sniff) — Jesper Parnevik’s closet