Didn’t know words to anthem. Pretty easy to have predicted, given the dementia. And the fact the guy has no patriotism other than hating dark people.

Clemenza senile is when you forget to take the cannoli.

Ok, but Marseilles will destroy him.

No, Lakers probably understand that basketball teams are like Lance Armstrong, can’t survive with more than one.

Undeterred, she tried a second Mickelson trick, but haplessly ended up paying the correct amount in taxes.

That photo can be a great head-shot in case the NBA doesn’t work out. Legit choice for a live-action Joe Camel.

Ok that’s mean. Let’s just say he looks like the love child of Vin Diesel and a missed three-pointer.

Oh yeah, very soon.

Steve Alford uses printouts of these articles to line his Fleshlight.

I bet ESPN is sneaky paying a big chunk of this salary, just to be rid of the suicide-inducing chemistry black hole between McDonough and Gruden.

“Welcome to figure skating, where a blizzard of white cluelessness will pull you to short, sweet death.”
WAS HE TALKING ABOUT SHOTS <FRIDAY NIGHT> OMG!

(Logan Paul perks up ears)

I know, but sometimes I just WANT to force that slant, not just run a funnier comment right into the Kinja end zone.

Maybe, if Alka-Seltzer was what made Carroll throw a slant on 2nd and goal.

Her look is very interesting, like a caricature artist’s rendition of a real person brought to life.

Look, I’ve said here that his shot is the sequel to “My Left Foot”— he may end up being a dud. But I’d be curious what he’d be in a better situation, without being a stage mom’s Li’l Magic in L.A.

They really love getting away with saying that on-air in the States.

OT but if I were Don Coryell’s child I’d totally go by Heir Coryell.

Has Lavar started floating the idea of becoming coach? Because Lavar eventually will float the idea of becoming the coach.

Men in Blazers calling him “Bovine University’s Andy Carroll” was well-played.

Logan Paul looks like Woody Harrelson in the cast of “Kids.”