Yeah, Cheats.

The clients begin weeping as Don Draper wraps up his “Kodachrome Carousel Fantasy Football” pitch.

If you screw your eyes up a bit it looks like Patton Oswalt waging a slap-tease fight with Joel Osteen.

I would argue that praising the guy and appearing on his show is tantamount to praising the radio show
So if I praise your mom’s mattress (say, after hearing what brand it is), that’s the same as me praising her and appearing on the mattress with her?

Bloodshed’s only bad when it mars pure whiteness.

...nice?

“Keep that shit on Twitter!” said Kevin Ordure-rant.

*Erasure-style crooning to DC pellet-gun shooter*

Slouching toward Bethlehem, the $500 BBBaller-and-socket joint wrap.

One perk of being slack-jawed up North in winter is that no mosquitos will fly in.

“Verily our point guard is an anti-papist!” — 1650 Bostonians

The Douche and Douchess of Michael.

Starting at running back for the Memphis Forresters, He Hate Melanin.

Pizza Fatherless is, coincidentally, his mumblecore rap name.

Yes, if there’s one thing we know about Gael it’s that he never tries risky shots in a real match.

Hi this is Dukespin, you might know us from previous posts like “O.M.G.— DUKE IS LIKE TOTALLY FUN” and “Jason Williams’s Motorcycle Drew a Charge”

Or since Levi proposed.

At Deadspin, DM’s words slide into you!

Going for two more POINTS? When I went for two it was all about getting more PANTS. On account of I shat myself silly. — George Brett

No mar Mr. Nice Guy.