They really love getting away with saying that on-air in the States.

OT but if I were Don Coryell’s child I’d totally go by Heir Coryell.

Has Lavar started floating the idea of becoming coach? Because Lavar eventually will float the idea of becoming the coach.

Men in Blazers calling him “Bovine University’s Andy Carroll” was well-played.

Logan Paul looks like Woody Harrelson in the cast of “Kids.”

Yeah, Cheats.

The clients begin weeping as Don Draper wraps up his “Kodachrome Carousel Fantasy Football” pitch.

If you screw your eyes up a bit it looks like Patton Oswalt waging a slap-tease fight with Joel Osteen.

I would argue that praising the guy and appearing on his show is tantamount to praising the radio show
So if I praise your mom’s mattress (say, after hearing what brand it is), that’s the same as me praising her and appearing on the mattress with her?

Bloodshed’s only bad when it mars pure whiteness.

...nice?

“Keep that shit on Twitter!” said Kevin Ordure-rant.

*Erasure-style crooning to DC pellet-gun shooter*

Slouching toward Bethlehem, the $500 BBBaller-and-socket joint wrap.

One perk of being slack-jawed up North in winter is that no mosquitos will fly in.

“Verily our point guard is an anti-papist!” — 1650 Bostonians

The Douche and Douchess of Michael.

Starting at running back for the Memphis Forresters, He Hate Melanin.

Pizza Fatherless is, coincidentally, his mumblecore rap name.

Yes, if there’s one thing we know about Gael it’s that he never tries risky shots in a real match.