Hi this is Dukespin, you might know us from previous posts like “O.M.G.— DUKE IS LIKE TOTALLY FUN” and “Jason Williams’s Motorcycle Drew a Charge”

Or since Levi proposed.

At Deadspin, DM’s words slide into you!

Going for two more POINTS? When I went for two it was all about getting more PANTS. On account of I shat myself silly. — George Brett

No mar Mr. Nice Guy.

Whatever, Rhode Island paid for most of his votes.

You expect an Aussie to go kangaroo hunting?

It really kills the mood of a moment like this when you have to throw it back someone called Stugotz.

Today Bobby Wagner hired the subjunctive mood for advice.

This video has been going around the NFL after Belichick emailed it to Brady with the title “See? In a Way, Alex Can Come on Road Trips”

Sounds like Hanson’s ill-fated grunge comeback album.

(growling hype guy voice)
“Half MAN, Half Probably Going Down in the Wild Card Round”

Such a relief we won’t have to endure any of that brilliance during the World Cup.

Oh sure, now everyone’s into sex-based suspensions. —Michael Hutchence

3:57. Excuse me, sirs, but the nice lady has a theory about the brontosaurus and Mourinho.

Close, it’s actually Jeremy Renner and Derek Lowe’s love child.

You’re going with the “white frontrunning asshole” angle, which is valid, but for North Carolinians this comment is funny for Duke being a colony of New Jersey in particular.

You’re quitting/fired and you’ve got one last brunch to hit the bosses with and post the receipt for everyone to see (a la Tommy Craggs). Where are you going, what are you getting?

If his eyes were any closer together he could peer into his own soul and tell us what he was thinking.

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no Moore, say no Moore.