I would like to announce that I produced the Singularity, directly into a kleenex.

And this time...it wasn’t because of his defense.

Frank got “zucchini” but couldn’t come up the other half of the answer— a “half-measure” he vowed to Walter he would never take again.  

Federal Express to Flavortown is Guy Fieri’s nickname for a blowjob.

He’s like a cross between Hamlet and Michael Hutchens.

You have to be the Rod and Todd Flanders of praying mantises to be cheered by having won this “race to pass on genes.”

Not one mention of blackface Mr. Popo. Ok...

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To which Xi Jinping replied, “What does we look like, a D-League team?”

He is not a disgrace to his family’s name at all. Some of his steals are impressive, and all of them are legal.

While Markelle Fultz and Lonzo Ball struggle with broken and/or brutally ugly jumpers, Tatum is out here scoring key clutch buckets for the hottest team in the NBA.

I would bet he’d look in the bushes, that’s where he does his most violent work.

Snorting the sideline? Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight, South Korea.

Just writhe violently like you’re being riddled with bullets from a machine gun and apologize for your World Cup own goal.

Show off. —Rick Pitino

Thought the same thing— she really is almost as glib as the dudebro on the show.

And Earnhardt’s cold body, the designer of the plane’s cold body, etc., etc.

He made the point much more tentatively yesterday, and someone called up and lectured him about how even Marine helicopters crash occasionally and basically he should shut up without knowing the details. So he was already really primed to lash out, and when that TMZ video came out, well, he decided he needed to…

After a legal settlement the university has agreed to change its name to Meek Mill University.  

The Barstool Sports potato-sack race is White, possibly Asian.