All my inclinations were to pick Wilder but in the end I think I just chose Deontay logically.

“2 or 3.” — Brooks’s ex

Ah yes well, if you’d like to delve into a full-throated exoneration of Herberts Cukurs on Kinja please proceed it was absolutely my intention to put forth a historical treatise instead of a joke.

Coincidentally, ‘Angry Cloud’ was the unofficial name for one of the Latvian pogroms.

Intellectual Mind is a Brooklyn-based tribute band for Sexual Chocolate.

“But it is a scene that, as Gllty points out, has consciously stopped using terms like ‘rape’ as it matured.”

“Hey, I don’t enjoy watching L.A. degrade themselves and show their ass. What, you think I’m some kind of Doyeur?”

Better than my night at the bar— I could only secure a game 4.

Speaking of scary, Sean McDermott would freak me out if he said to Bills players, “Now you’ll see me one more time if you do good. You’ll see me two more times, if you do bad.”

Joe got hit so hard he started refuting Kant as he came to.

About what I imagined the “little emperors” would be like when they “grew up.”

A(ngry) C(lub) of DC: We’re Ballbreakers

Great show of speed, and also perfect audio for when I’m asked who my favorite Russian writer is.

Justin Timberlake on MNF: “Heyyy, I’m gonna get Al Michaels to shake his BOO-TAYY.”
JT after getting “robbed” on Punk’d: “OH MY GOD, MOM, they took my DOGS!!”

Probably the most effective high five has been Zack Randolph in Memphis.

Look no one’s saying he’s not the best Doodle-bop in the NBA. That was never a question.

Though thankfully in the third he didn’t get rach’d.

“OK, OK, Marcus, I’ll let you guard him some I promise!” — Brad Stevens

I’m from the South like Cross, and I understand the “make fun of racist redneck” resentment that he uses in his comedy. But here’s the thing:

I don’t think Kyrie will have a ton of pressure until next season— for one year, at least, the Hieronymus Bosch toe pointing will postpone the typical Boston finger pointing.