Given where Portis’ head is at, that dummy’s going to need a hiatus.

BINGO!!!!

Jay “Sure, man” Cutler.

Wildling hits it beyond the Wall.  

Close— Lee Siegel, the Henry IV of Buzz Bissingers.

Said the same thing after my Harry Potter loving girlfriend and I watched Broadway production of Equus.

Shown on video: Sucker-punching Panthers fan sucker-punching Panthers fan.

I for one welcome Pete Maravich posing as a Serbian war criminal.

DADGUMMIT, CO-COLAS FOR EVERYBODY!!!

If it’s not the “Kris Humphries in a Sixers jersey tight” parking spaces, it’s the random red carts and Brownian-motion pedestrians that pop up out of nowhere while you back up or move forward in any direction.

The Trader Joe’s in Cambridge is hell to get to, hell to park in, hell to leave. You were in the devil’s asshole of Boston driving right there.

I want to go to the Albuquerque hospital they filmed at and poison some kid.

It me. — Jessica Moran

I don’t care what kind of pseudo-Norse authenticity you ‘Sotans try to claim, the origin of Duck Duck Gray Duck was at Antietam.

These general activities are known among assistant coaches as “joining the Broncos staff.”

Whatever it is, his ass is fired

His team’s chance to win was the catcher, and Girardi, so to speak, was the pitcher.

Like a 1985 wedding singer.

“This is of course a good thing in general, but asking such an attack-minded player to not only be the team’s final-third creator and finisher but also the player who transitions play from defense to midfield and midfield to attack (seriously, watch the video above and note how often there are about five or six…

Milo’s memoir/report to the police