Garland quoted the New Testament book of Romans, specifically addressing 1:18-3:31, written by Paul and concerning the state of human sin and God’s subsequent wrath for all those who turn away from him.

Utah has ecstastically announced plans to drape the Worst Bearer of Name Jazz belt over this brat’s shoulder.

What’d they do, play a...Baha-Men rap CD?

First on the scene was notorious cop Ro Fage.

Sleepy Mike should have called a timeout to put his “decent read of a Honda promotion” team on air.

There has also been speculation that in the match’s aftermath, Neymar unfollowed Cavani on Instagram, though the evidence for that contention is a little less firm. (But not non-existent: Here’s a tweet showing that Neymar does not follow Cavani’s account right now, and here’s another one that purports to show that…

Why can’t a man appreciate another’s looks without everyone getting freaked out?

Juju Smith-Schuster sounds like Roger Sterling’s name for some rival four-partner firm.

Harvard on the Slacking.

Chief Wahoo Steamboat with the TNT!

If Bud Collins had written a fantasy series its main character would have been Tennys Sandgren.

A prospective bang ending in real stupid assplay, oh sure serve me up my own Proustian madeline why don’t ya?

Given the level of pettiness that a 8 year custody battle has built up and sustained, I’d surprised if a golf ban is the nuttiest condition imposed. One of the parents probably insisted she wear seersucker every other Wednesday, and the other parent demanded that the girl never see the essays of Ortega y Gasset until…

She looks like the love child of Eduard Khil and Florence Henderson.

Dude, don’t follow up an awkward but endearing first segment by making a SECOND video appearance in the hotel room, it’s just not cool to dou— (looks at dude’s name) oh ffs.

Pizzeria brothel/Hiding in plain sight

Notre Dame having no more luck with their stubborn pig than they did with their willing ham.

“Twerking” may be the general name, but when you’re up against a wall and you go bottoms-up specifically for the Chargers it’s called “Ryan Leafing.”

You Ara monster.

Yeah, paper clips. Nick Bostrom hasn’t coded a day in his life, but he exploited some glaring philosophical vulnerabilities in engineers’ thinking to seduce Elon Musk and many others into bankrolling sci-fi cosplay.