8 out of those 11 sound like, or legit are, names of Seinfeld characters.

“finally getting my name”

One of the last names left in the barrel, Ryan except with an “e.”

This kid broke the record for fastest call to ICE while purchasing a MAGA hat.

The Chemical History of a Flameout, by Michael “Championship” (eyebrow waggle) Faraway.

One of my memories of Rollie from the mid-80's is Dick Vitale, whenever he was calling Villanova’s game, rattling off Italian dishes every time Rollie appeared onscreen.

Charnel for Darnold: the Road to Arm A-Gettin’

Many American institutions are white supremacist.

I like many of the proposed titles for this album but due to flavor, adulterated Beyonce images, and musical origins I feel like it has to be “Country Time.”

Their “git!” pushes caused confusion, as they had neither committed nor stashed their grill changes.

And I thought the old dude was going to be terminal.

Women in the blue dress must have had an impressive resume because she...
...got that work.

“Poor, Poor, Poor, Rich Hill” — Jill Stein, on Nov. 7

“He couldn’t coherently answer any questions,” Schultz said.

GoT Viewers (pleading): “Perhaps it’s enough to write for those writers that cannot write for themselves.”
GRRM (looking at Season 7 scripts): “Aye. Perhaps that’s enough.”

Specifically, the cinematic depths of The Accused.

Mike WISE? How bout Mike WKYS Kiss 108 caller 10 on the line to win a pair of tickets to Summer Jam, what with this big...jam he’s put himself in with PR folks.

Ooh Chiles, things are gonna get queasier...

The most athletic Jordan-related move ever made on a baseball field.

Jeter does not object to home run sculptures, he just believes they should be given by the hitter the next morning.

“And the gloves doing all the work are WHITE!! Just saying.” — Fox and Friends

His digital clock on order will skip from 2:31 to 2:33, just to avoid the painful reminder when it’s 28 to 3.