No one said the Koeptcha test was efficient or easy, but it damn sure tells you who’s not a robot.

The whole erotic virgin/slut charade that male sportswriters perform, especially white male sportswriters who’ve intuited that the world will perish without the brilliance of their latest take, is as old, tired, and pointless as their Dockers cuffs.

At some level they take pleasure from the (usu. white) female…

When you’re ready for cheeseburgers and the two guys manning the grill are fighting about which of them has been cheesing them wrong.

“I don’t judge.” — Cortés

Looks like Pelini caught Tom Osborne Disease from his time at Nebraska.

Man Wins Idiot Contest?

Nuttilitarianism, most bucks for the goofiest bubba.

Putting a poor, inflated giant in front of an NBA star may get a lot of replays, but other-Weis it’s just humiliating.

“STOP MAKING SO MUCH NOISE BACK THERE, FREDDIE!!”

A thousand pardons, I took Scott Zolak’s on-site reporting as true, that there were absolutely no pads today.

A thousand pardons, I took Scott Zolak’s on-site reporting as true, that there were absolutely no pads today.

It’s impossible to appreciate from this picture how heavy the pads are, sitting, as they are today, in the locker room storage facility and not on any player’s shoulders.

“I was beating myself up about it all night.”

The creepy fat man in red and white goes by Sunt-a Claws.
http://deadspin.com/334721/bob-knight-isiah-thomas-and-sunt

Stop being presumptious. Shannon Sharpe was only found near the scene of a dunking, with a guy in his entourage hanging on the rim.

And that’s why soon enough someone will help Lavar launch BBBQ, the baller chicken brand, with a “BBBQ Chicken Alert” sandwich. Shaq will try to sue but it’s not really trademarked and so on and so on until some meteor grants us sweet death.

All Day I Defend Asshole’s Sexism

Wittenberg (AP) — Today Reformer John McCain reiterated the inviolable truth of his 95 Theses and said there was only one instrument that could prove to the Catholic Church how seriously he meant them.

“On Terrell Suggs’s convincing, swiping, blind side advice, the football and I have consciously decoupled.”

“Lost wide receiver: dog was stolen, suffered identity theft, was also falsely accused of committing crime. Answers to the name Lucky, and, if you’re the Patriots organization, ‘Whitehead.’”