The plot lines are converging but it’s not clear they won’t end up ruining each other...like highly flammable ships converging with the other highly flammable ships they’ve just set on fire.

“Please don’t let Zardes try to touch me first.”

Also redolent of Exodus are the curiously unleavened areas of his hair.

*ahem* Dropped by the smeloton.

Pee sitting down at home, because 1) live with wife and three daughters and don’t need the “Should I put seat up? down? all around?” worrying, 2) No problems with splashing, 3) I get the same privacy consideration as everyone else, including the chance maybe to read a little.

What’s the worst Peter Thiel rumor you’ve heard?

Fox News had the story first but did not air out of sheer confusion over whether Bracy should be shot or Hernandez deported.

nice

ZZ Bottoms

That’s the best he ever moved during his time in Boston.

The beef between Joel Embiid and LaVar Ball just took another crazy turn

“I have weathered a lot of micro-scandals but this one hurts MOST”

And here I thought that Brazilian soccer team had release problems.

YOOOOZ IS A STORTUH!!!!

To Fox’s credit they handed it quickly and really pro-active.

I just hope the program doesn’t get the dreaded mattamee.

*Danny Ainge steps out of teleportation device*

*Danny Ainge looks down at aces full of kings*

The cynics were right, and now Boston fans will have to hear, “Hey, Danny’s just waiting to make a big move for Anthony Davis!”