1:41-1:46 was a crop circle drawn by the kid from Deliverance.

“(not to be confused with Wizards forward Bojan Bogdanovic or famed Serbian architect Bogdan Bogdanovic)“

I was going to say that given his success last year he has a formula for advancing at Wimbledon, but from the looks of his chest and his parental pics I definitely think he’s still pumping.

That’s not a sucker punch. That’s just part of their patented style, “40 Minutes of Mountain Meadow.”

The warm rasp of Gordon Solie, and that studio audience of roughly 18 people.

You know it’s entirely possible Ainge passed on Jackson because of his hair.

Just supersaiyan’.

Of course, #66 flipping two fingers is all about dactylic hexameter!

Seager Boys Worked on Their Night Moves

Jesus Christ on a cracker—

I mean, the Celtics still have warm and fuzzies for Marcus Smart and Terry Rozier, for goodness sake.

Given what Jackson can bring, Ainge is ready to accept the chances that the Fultz trade comes back to bite him in the finger.

That much text and you never consider the really disgusting cleaning issue— semen mixed with hair.

I lived in a frat house and, like everyone, had shower clean duty every 3-4 months. It was awful, not just for moldy tiles but the inevitable semen clump in the drain. It was the hair what did it. It kept the glue…

All clips like this should have the sound of Artie Lange in the background, laughing.

BILLY PACKER! GAHH!

“Without Tiger the threshold for blond fiancees is prolly 4 months and being left at the altar instead of 200 million in the bank. :( ”

CaptainZack? More like CaptainWeird! — Peter King

“Sally he’s a monstrous LIAR!”

“Yeah, LeBron, in that way your name is like permanent hair follicles.”

(Mickelson thumbing through Compendium of Ways Not to Win a U.S. Open)

No one does the semi-ironic yes-I’m-pasty-and-it-sounds-kind-of-stupid-coming-from-me-but-I-also-can’t-help-myself-and-anyway-I-talked-to-Baratunde-once ebonics quite like Deadspin.