Go with Kount Kokkula and never look back, kid 

Sean Spicer watches A.J. Clemente for pointers on diction, coherence, and appropriateness.

Bob Stoops To Conquer Fishing, Will Stoop to Bobs

Wonder what Japanese for “Don’t raise murderer sons” is...

“I hope you all get in a plane crash and die.”

Since Marshall is 0-6 against UK in football, I guess they hadn’t had a chance to roll that one out yet.

His name’s Cornel, just as editing note.

Lamelo Ball looks like a desperate cast addition for the last season of Horsin’ Around (Bojack’s long-lost nephew).

Hey girls, where on the Croat did your daddy put the first two bullets?

Nothing personal, you’re fired.

“I was knocked down by the reporter, the same way that Jadeveon Clowney was pulled down by that Michigan running back.” — Gianforte

I WILL NOT SURRENDER, YOU OBAMA BITCH! PLEASE RESPOND WHY ARE YOU NOT RESPONDING IT HAS BEEN THREE SECONDS YOU ARE OBAMA’S BITCH
— Celtics Rampino

He looks like Robert F. Kennedy fucked Philip Seymour Hoffman.

It was noticeable how Greenberg, when they announced, talked about the show as the highlight of his career, how he’ll do nothing better, etc. Golic then said, “Hey, not my story to tell,”—a bizarre, dissociative remark— and then nothing about the show or what it’s meant to him.
My read: Golic felt Greenberg pulled the…

I set out [to] track down the true story of the young Bumgarner relationship, and this what I found.

“It was literally like a Seinfeld episode,”...said Brustman.

Way to leave your partner hanging with his compliments, Golic.  

Me, as Kevin Cash: “Tropicana Field directs your attention to the third base line dugout for the Terry Francona Memorial Painkiller Race! (3 different people in giant pill costumes and one in a syringe costume take their marks) Which one will reach the finish line of first?!

You see, at Georgetown they read Gordon Wood in their first year not their second, and so this Wizards fan already KNEW that military mobilization could have capital-forming effects.

Sully coming in from the side with the cheap shot? Funny thing, he’s a Pete Garrison fan, and once gave Bernard Bailyn a handie in the…

Kelly Olynyk looks like the kid from Dazed and Confused took HGH.