“Hey, he should have had it tucked into his sock.” — Theodore Roosevelt

No hesitation, if I’m going ‘round hungry.

I bet if you wrote it on a menu Gwyneth would totally order Steamed Popovich with Zaza Pachulia

“I’ll eat THREE SCOOPS, Melania, I swear to God I will.”

For those who don’t get the title it comes from Hegel’s discussion of the “4ChanDatingDialektik.”

Cheering him on from the stands were his two sisters Raisda and Daya.

I think once his Reinhold Niebuhr Twitter account was exposed it was all over but the shouting.

Jason McElwain did not hump this shark, but he has since humped six other sharks in a row to rapturous applause.

Everything that happens on a basketball court is physical play

Congratulations, you win The First Annual Colin Cowherd Award for Achievements in the Field of Sphincteral White Excellence!!!

“Funny story, ‘The Road to Character’ was actually a mishearing on the part of the editor— it’s actually The Road to Correct Her, which is what we call our kink.”

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Early Zuck windmill: Porcellian

Look, there’s Cloud Strife having to count to ten in a crowded hottub and then there’s every other video game sex scene ever created. Period.

Good on ya, sports-bro Ken Wilber.

If this kid were a baseball pitcher I bet he’d get at least three strikeouts a game, just for the visual thrill.

You show me the Mogul empire or Sufi tradition within Scientology, and I’ll gladly concede your point. 1 billion people have a bit more sociological spread than the Branch Davidians, or this group. I know what goes on at my local mosque— hell, they want people to know. David Miscavige makes sure there is no similar…

One can, it should be pointed out, be both.

Who vill vin? I guess Vi vill Chy.

Bring Up the Bottles