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Maybe this will help? I am starting to want him to quit acting and just make videos with doggies all day

I’m going to try on some eyeglass frames (I desperately need new glasses but am still looking for My Perfect Frames), and then I’m picking up a couple of slices of olive pizza before I go home and watch White Collar and/or The Good Place, depending on how nicely the weed kicks in. This weekend will be a

For some reason, I thought they were pretty much exactly opposite politics-wise and actively avoided them — and then I got wind of a controversy about one of their promotions that informed me that they are exactly the kind of company I want to support. Now I have a growing collection of stuff from them, and if I hit

One of my favorite things to make with an Instant Pot: Scrub some potatoes. Poke them with a fork a few times. Put them in the pot on top of the little rack. No need to cut into smaller pieces. Pour a cup of water into the pot. Sprinkle with your Penzey’s Spice mix of the night. Take a couple of frozen chicken breasts

A friend of mine (from Aberdeen, just so you know where she got her perspective) called Forks the armpit of the Pacific Northwest. I cannot disagree with her, although that is a comment that can be said of pretty much every PNW small timber-centric town. I saw a lot of them because my dad was a timber cutter who

This. Older people are not suddenly becoming stoners. Stoners are suddenly becoming older people (I use the word “suddenly” because I swear I didn’t need progressive lenses yesterday, and these gray hairs clearly spontaneously sprouted overnight).

China was my first thought. NARS stirred up a shitstorm a while back because they *were* cruelty-free, but then they decided they wanted to sell in China, so they started testing on animals. Stila was going to start selling in China, but there was such an outcry from their anti-animal-testing customers that they

Growing up, we always closed the lid to prevent towels from falling into the bowl since the shelves were over the toilet. As an adult, I do it because I had a cat who was a complete fucking idiot who would fall in BEFORE YOU FLUSHED if you didn’t close the lid immediately after you stood up from the seat. If I was a

THAT FACE! And belly floof! I kind of want to create another burner account solely to give him another star!

Since I can’t actually see anything in the above photo, here is one of my own Brando-esque cat. And by “Brando-esque,” I mean “land whale.” (This pose does him no favors, so I *had* to capture it.)

Yay, Aquarius! Bonkers, fun, and nutritious! The only fight being started could be hosted by Nicole Byers! Michael B. Jordan can make breakfast for me any time. And I don’t mean that with any sort of double entendre. That just looked like a good, healthy meal that would be an awesome dinner as well. He probably cleans

No. You can tell because Lannisters have actual personalities. 

To be fair, we’re talking about Kirstie Alley. Her brain had to fight through heavy drug use *and* anti-gay Scientology brainwashing to come up with his name. 

Do you happen to listen to the podcast Getting Off? They did a Dramatic Reading of the text messages. Hoooly crap, the guilty verdict made *so much sense* after that. I need to find a way to watch this one! (No cable, and I’m not sure what they put on the Apple TV app.)

No, but I’ll have to check it out after I’m done with S13! I watch once it hits Netflix and slowly savor it, so I’ve been saving everything that came out during the season until after I’m done because spoilers. 

I’m pretty sure Misha Collins has been trying his damnedest to make it as close to canon as he possibly can whether anyone else likes it or not. 

In fanfic, all bets are off. You get to make up the rules to suit your narrative. 

This is the plot of many, many fanfics. It usually starts as a prank or undercover situation (although I can’t name any specific stories off the top of my head, I absolutely guarantee this has been a fairly common Destiel trope in the Supernatural fandom for *years*), and then the main characters discover that they

MoviePass has changed things dramatically, and they only let you pick from six or seven select titles a day. If those movies are not showing in your area, you’re shit out of luck. This movie was not one of their selected titles this weekend. If it had been, it may have doubled its box office. OTOH, if it had been,

Could we just officially declare every Friday to be Furbaby Friday, and we get a post like this around this time every week? Because this came out right as I was getting back from lunch, and I don’t feel like doing any actual work. I would much rather look at adorable wild babies like these. There are undoubtedly many