Thank you! I’m also starting to get decent at crocheting with a twelve-pound cuddly trying-to-purr machine on my chest. He’s a little jerk face who refuses to sit on my lap when I’m sitting on my papasan chair, which is where I usually watch tv/movies.

Progress report on my very first crochet project following a pattern! The yarn I picked out was is gorgeous but a pain in the ass to wind into a ball (I prefer working from balls instead of skeins, so I wind yarn into balls before doing anything else) because it’s full of long, clingy fibers. Then I started working on…

Spoiler for a thirty-eight-year-old movie: Friday the 13th needs to be on here. I would actually bump Psycho off the list for it. Also, Dark Water should be on there. I happened to watch the original version on the first anniversary of my mom’s death. Totally accidental timing. Do not recommend that combo.

Holy crap. That site. If you filter by size, you see models in that approximate size! That’s actually pretty fucking genius.

Ugh, I didn’t even watch it specifically because I knew The Buzz would set my skin tingling in that give-me-some-ink craving way. I can’t afford any right now!

It’s this one, in Sunrise. It was on clearance at Michael’s for something like $3.50!

I ordered the Wet’n’Wild Flights of Fancy boxed collection because my grandmother was obsessed with hummingbirds! And the Comfort Zone palette to hit free shipping since I had been planning on getting that anyway. Now I have to wait and wait and *wait* for them to get here.

I think I’m abandoning my 2018 goal of learning how to knit and replacing it with learning how to crochet something other than single-stitch-based washcloths. I just bought a bunch of this yarn, and I’m going to try making a shawl I found on YouTube since I think I have the V-stitch down:

Cool, cool. This looks a hell of a lot like they’re admitting to what boils down to money laundering.

I’m about 85% sure I read an interview that specifically said that the time period was being kept deliberately confusing, in a “it doesn’t matter” way rather than an “all will be revealed” way.

They had the trailer for that one before Infinity War, and I noticed that although he’s the title character, they only showed him once, and it was so quick you would miss him if you weren’t paying attention.

Two words: Bambi. Mother.

“I only date androids” = she has all of the spoilers for Westworld, and Charlotte is indeed a host.

Once again: Brief Interviews with Hideous Men was his directorial (and screenwriting) debut in 2009. A Quiet Place is his third movie.

The only celebrity-adjacent threesome advice anyone needs is from Misha Collins’ wife — because she literally wrote the book on it.

My aunt has a magical showerhead that goes one step beyond rainfall: It turns water into mist. It is the greatest showerhead ever in the summer! I should look into those and get one this year. I do like my current showerhead since it does have a nice rainfall effect, but a misting one would be even better. (Thanks to…

Funny thing you use the word “sammy.”

Is this the part where I remind everyone that Jeffrey Dean Morgan is friends with Paul Rudd, and they co-own a candy store? Apparently so.

When you live in an area where there is an actual newspaper called The Columbian, this error is absolutely hilarious. Writers for the paper who can’t make a living at their chosen career due to the death of print news figuring out an alternate way of generating interest and increasing circulation? Makes a certain…

I’m actually starting to wean myself off of buying makeup in preparation for a no-buy next year! I don’t know how it’s going to go, but I was going through my stash last night looking for something specific and was horrified to realize how much stuff I have never even opened, especially from indie makeup…