halfpastdrunkoclock
Halfpastdrunkoclock
halfpastdrunkoclock

Blech, not-the-flu illness solidarity. I’ve been sick as hell this week with a sinus infection. I actually stayed home from work most of the week (and really should have stayed home yesterday, too, but I was going kind of stircrazy and feeling guilty for being gone so long since I pretty much never take time off due

You’re confusing the 1988 Summer Olympics in Seoul with this year’s Winter round in Pyeongchang, and you’re confusing Pyeongchang (in South Korea) with Pyongyang (North).

A bunch of my coworkers at my old job used to make fun of my curling obsession — and then the Olympics rolled around, and they were completely sucked in. And didn’t tell me they were watching it during the workday because those motherfucking assholes claimed they had no clue I liked it despite the fact that I was the

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I don’t know what’s better: the fact that the song exists or the fact that this video exists.

HIS LITTLE BOW TIE!

Don’t know since when because there aren’t any AMCs in my area, but it’s been a topic of conversation on the MoviePass subreddits for a while, and it’s in their TOS right here (they can tell whether you used a MoviePass by your card number because MPs all start with the same five-ish digits, so I wouldn’t be surprised

Quick note on rewards programs: Some theatre chains (AMC for sure and maybe Alamo Drafthouse) are no longer allowing you to get those points for MoviePass ticket purchases. Others don’t care.

“I’m sure he loves Barbra Streisand, but just hasn’t had the public platform from which to declare that love just yet.”

One of my coworkers was actively hoping for that fucking hologram. And now he’s gloating via text message.

I have to be super careful with Once Upon a Time because I’ll sit down to watch *one* episode, and then I will suddenly realize I’ve lost my entire day to a marathon!

Do you have Netflix? I just mentioned this in another thread: The Amazing Johnsons. It’s about a bunch of adult brothers who are actually reincarnated Norse gods. And it’s from New Zealand, so it’s pretty much completely removed from American bullshit.

I’ve been on a weird orange eyeshadow kick lately! It’s weird for me because I usually *hate* the color orange, but I’ve been wearing a ton of it the past couple of weeks.

I finished Broadchurch today! And started Wonderfalls, although I think I’m going to go back to watching The Amazing Johnsons because I’m sick (95% sure it’s just a sinus infection given my symptoms and extensive history with them. As an added bonus, I’ve been coughing up so much crap that it feels like I’ve had the

Well... The shooter can’t be charged with anything because you can’t charge a dead man. I actually think that’s one of the reasons they’re going after the person who supplied the ammo if not *the* reason they’re going after the ammo guy.

He’s mainly a film director nowadays. Among other things, he made that documentary Deep Web a couple of years ago about, well, the deep web, with a focus on Silk Road. And then there was a doc a couple of years before that called Downloading about the rise of digital music.

I’ll absolutely be seeing this opening weekend, but I have a MoviePass and very low standards, especially when it comes to horror movies.

I used to do team trivia on a regular basis at local pubs! We would win every few weeks. We even did a citywide competition once. And we actually won thanks to my knowledge of tarot cards. And we won actual cash: a thousand bucks split five ways. It paid for a pair of penny loafers I keep forgetting I own.

There’s an izikaya (and you should probably guess where this is going given my use of that specific word) down the street from me that is known for showing things like hentai, Korean horror movies, and Japanese sci-fi B-movies on their TVs. Sadly, I’ve never gone because that would require me to go out after dark, and

While I agree that they should go their separate ways, I kind of feel like there’s a huge chunk of information missing here. *Why* doesn’t he like her smoking? Is it because her personality changes in a bad way, it smells horrible, it’s not legal where they are, or just kneejerky “ew, drugs are bad”? If it’s the

Yup. Here’s his chest as of April 2014. I can only assume it’s even more chaotic now, and that’s just his chest.