There is something truly delightful about having the heat get pulled over your body and out the window like this. I had a car when I was in college that had a sunroof and a heater that was always stuck on — even in the summer when the AC was running — so this always brings back fond memories, although in that car, you…

Versus:

Yes.

I’m saying they don’t have that movie in their database. Period. At all. As far as the database is concerned, the movie itself doesn’t exist. For anyone. Other movies with him in them do come up with him as the rotten apple, and movies where there are no known rotten apples are coming up, so this is a situation where…

Domestic abuse. For decades. It’s very well-known. He beat one of his wives so hard she blacked out. My mom refused to see any of his movies for years until Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (she never missed a Harrison Ford movie). And here’s a video on the topic:

Your first two words were my first two words when I saw that pop up on my news alert. I’m in shock, but in a good way.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (Jeffrey Jones *and* Charlie Sheen) doesn’t come up at all. I don’t mean that it comes back with no reports. I mean the movie isn’t even in their database.

Huh. I just happen to be at a Regal right now, and they already have signs up trying to convince me to try this today, not Friday. Recreational weed is already legal here, so that might have something to do with it.

Aw, fuck, vacation brain has already set in.

It’s only fitting considering who owns the real 666 Park Avenue building.

Nah, really good anti-reflective coating or photo editing. His eyes are fairly magnified behind those lenses, which tells me the lenses are prescription and that he is far-sighted. (I’m extremely near-sighted, so my lenses make my eyes look smaller. I’m always jealous of people who don’t have this problem.)

I’m waiting for a Sephora order: the Gimme Some Bold Lip set and the Juliette Has a Gun travel spray set. They had a bunch of mini lipsticks in the point rewards section, and I was going to get the lip set anyway, *and* I had the $20 VIB coupon, so I felt like the universe aligned itself to tell me to go for it.

Six of one, half dozen of the other.

Trust me: Just because you’re not actually stoned at work doesn’t mean your mind isn’t working on a “this would be good if I was high” frequency a good chunk of the time. (I work at a bank and frequently go weeks without smoking up, but my brain *always* turns snack duty over to my inner seventeen-year-old pothead.)

Reminder: The Starbucks headquarters are in Seattle, which is in Washington state, where recreational weed is legal. I do not think it is a coincidence.

“Also, I predict that shirt will badly dated within two weeks anyway.”

I missed that one when it was in the theatres, so I didn’t realize that’s when it was released! And wasn’t the LEGO Batman movie a February film, too? I remember having a hard time deciding whether to see it or the John Wick sequel first last year.

The February wasteland isn’t what it used to be. Recent February releases from the past couple of years: Get Out, John Wick: Chapter Two, and Deadpool. Black Panther is coming out the weekend before this. I don’t really think of February as a dump month any more.

I saw a trailer for this at a theatre, and a woman in the audience yelled, “Fuck Johnny Depp!” And it was a morning screening, and it was not a rowdy crowd. It brought me great joy.

The fact that they have an extremely pared-down selection is a huge draw for me. I can get in and get out in ten minutes.