One of my coworkers asked me today if there have been any of these guys I’ve been surprised about. And... nope. I’m now at the point where I’m only surprised by things like the fact that, hey, I just watched this guy’s episode of The Flash last night.

And also watch all of the videos from all of the links within the article. It will be the best thing you will do for yourself *all day*.

due South it. Replace him with someone completely different, allow certain characters to acknowledge it, don’t bother to really change the scripts other than to add in a few nods to the fact that there’s a new guy in the role, and gaslight everyone else in order to convince the world that this new guy is in fact…

Not Spacey or Weinstein, but adjacent: I had my ritual annual viewing of Trick R Treat the weekend before Halloween, and halfway through, I remembered that Bryan Singer produced it, and then I got a sick feeling in my stomach when I realized how many teenaged boys were in the movie. So The Usual Suspects has two…

He’s a white dude, but he’s now known as someone who targets *other guys*. That’s really the key here. There’s a very important axiom involved here: Never get caught with a dead girl or a live boy. He didn’t exactly get caught, but I don’t think that’s really going to matter in the long run.

Hey, my friends and I had a similar joke! Except for us, it was Willem Dafoe. And it usually truly did turn out to be Willem Dafoe. Unfortunately for your purposes, he’s not d-list. He’s just in a *lot* of stuff.

Uh... I am very much aware that the ACLU defends shit people and groups in the interest of the greater good. Go look up what they did in Skokie in 1978. I’m fine with that because of the principle at play there. I realize that opened the door to the fuckery going on today, but I’m still not willing to cede their right…

I choose to think of it as the ACLU standing up against Taylor Swift. It doesn’t really matter to me who they are defending as long as she doesn’t get her way.

It was a fundraiser for St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital in Encino several years ago. (Yes, I looked it up because I wanted to know what the deal was. If I have to have this knowledge in my brain now, you do, too.)

I saw Thor today! I went with a friend I’ve gone to a large chunk of the Marvel universe movies with, and she declared that this is hands-down her favorite Marvel movie. It’s clearly a Taika Waititi movie, which I’m very relieved about because I was afraid that Marvel/Disney would want to reign in his WTF surreal New…

And nowhere in my post did I refer to her as male. The “he” making good life decisions is Ronan.

Even putting aside the who-wore-it-better contest (Rihanna, no question), Kendall’s boots look like knockoffs. Like a prom dress made with sequined netting to mimic high-end hand-placed crystals. They look like something you would get at Payless. The part up by her knee gives it away: It is just way too even to be…

I just don’t want Planned Parenthood to have to spend the money to send a card to him. I don’t have Mila Kunis money, so that would be a sizable chunk of my donation, but she undoubtedly donates enough to more than cover the cost of the note.

To build on this, yeah, he has privileges other people don’t, but he is using his privileges for good. If this story had come from, say, Ruth Brown at the Idaho Statesman, it wouldn’t have gotten *nearly* as much attention as Ronan Farrow, son of Mia Farrow, possible son of Frank Sinatra, and supporter of his sister…

I just have this to contribute: Tinker v. Des Moines. This isn’t disruptive and should clearly be allowed. The fact that this ruling may very well end up gutted or overturned because of the fact that rich white fucks can’t handle getting presented with reality makes me sick.

Yes. I’ve already been thinking of him in those terms because I believe he’s a Cosby lawyer, too.

I would very confidently bet large sums of money that this was absolutely the source. And a contributing factor is the fact that you have to toss ALL eye products and tools and start fresh once you’ve recovered, but most people don’t bother to get rid of every single thing, and then they just reinfect themselves.

This is an old trick that brings back a very specific story my grandmother told me once: She was a cashier at a store on Election Day (probably during the ‘40s or ‘50s), and lots of men came into the store buying vanilla extract on this particular day. She was very bewildered about it since men didn’t otherwise buy…

Was anyone else by any chance at San Diego Comic Con 2008 when they had the world premiere of The Lost Boys 2, featuring a Q&A after the film with Corey Feldman in character as Edgar Frog — and the person introducing the film was Kevin Spacey? It sticks in my mind because it seemed seriously and surreally WTF at the…

And eyeliner and mascara! Applied directly to their eyes! With no way to properly sanitize anything! Do these people *want* pink eye?