I could have sworn I read a story that said he offered to work there after his release, and pretty much every employee said something to the effect of “if he works here, I quit.” Which wouldn’t be much of a threat if it was just one worker, but the story made it seem like it would be an en masse walkout. So “anxious”…

Whoa. I hadn’t really looked at the photo until you mentioned that. It’s like they mashed up her face and Jennifer Connelly’s face, and the end result is mainly JC.

I have been looking for this glorious social media gaffe to show up on Jezebel today because it has consumed my life. So. This happened to NPR. Someone meant to post something to his personal page, but he posted it to the NPR page. The problem is that this happened yesterday, and it’s been such a shitshow of a couple…

I don’t know. I mean, yeah, pee my underpanties and then pass out when I walk outside, but I don’t think she would bat an eye at the lottery tickets. She might even want to help you pick numbers if they’re weekly draws or scratch them if they’re scratchers. Sure, she might insist on you taking her out and buying her a…

I had heard some horror stories about the mansion, and those were bad enough. This is even worse. (As a side note, the same person who told me those stories basically said flat-out that people were just waiting for him to die before they started telling their stories. This person said the same about Tom Cruise and…

She actually does them twice a year: Autumn and spring. This is the first place I’ve ever lived in where the landlord does regular inspections, but this is also the first place I’ve lived that is not handled by a property manager. Unless it’s something that requires a specialist (an electrician to fix wiring, a…

My landlord did my fall apartment inspection today, and she had no issues with the way I keep things clean! This may seem silly to most people, but I have *major* issues with clutter. I’ll just leave it at that. She didn’t say one single thing about anything I needed to change. Her only issues were things I really had…

That last line. Team Public Stroke.

Just FYI for the Jezebel website coding people: At least on mobile, that scrolling Katy Perry perfume ad is rendering the first article unreadable because it doesn’t clear/collapse and instead blocks most of the text. To the Katy Perry perfume people: Pissing off the consumers of whatever you’re sponsoring is a good…

I’m in a similar situation with the women in my family. Lots of cancer all over the place, so pretty much everyone had an early hysterectomy. Added bonus: Talk to my mom about her early symptoms before her hysterectomy and find out what made her decide to go through with it? She died fifteen years ago from cancer. I…

I’m hoping he has a stroke in the middle of one of his rallies, not something that happens late enough that we have to wake up for it. Live tv, baby. Preferably immediately after he goes full tilt batshit in front of an evangelical crowd and says, “May God strike me dead if I’m doing the wrong thing!”

Every time I see the words “love triangle” in relation to this case, my brain inevitably goes here, for I am solidly Gen X:

It’s somehow actually more believable to me that (per one of the louder recent murmurings) Cruise is ace rather than gay. I can’t figure out why, but ever since someone mentioned that theory, it’s seemed more and more likely.

Indies are so fucking dangerous it’s unreal. I have literally hundreds of indie shadows, and I’m always buying more because companies are constantly coming out with something just different enough from what I already have that I want it NAO (I’m currently experiencing grabby hands over Geek Chic Cosmetics’ Tasty…

Darling Girl Cosmetics. There’s also a La Llarona eyeshadow. Here’s the whole Halloween collection (a mix of urban legends and mythology):

An indie makeup company just released a Baba Yaga blush this morning. The timing of the release on the same day as the results of the poll is actually complete synchronicity since it’s part of their Halloween collection that was developed and scheduled for today a while ago, but I feel like I should mention it anyway.

Y’know what? I initially cringed at the headline, but then I remembered four words: Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Kind of intrigued now.

Goth mermaid = Wet’n’Wild’s autumn collection. Seriously.

It’s not makeup, but perfume is considered beauty, right? (They used to have Chicken-Legged Hut, too, but it was discontinued a while ago.)

Nah, they aren’t his people. They weren’t orange in the book. I remember being VERY VERY SURPRISED at their color when I saw the movie since I had read and reread the book at least fifteen times before I ever saw the movie.